Where's the Script

 

 

        You know, this is a great play we’re in.  Loads of fun!  But I think the management has a few bugs in it.  I mean, they still haven’t given me a script yet.  I’ve been here almost twenty years, and I still don’t have a script… c’mon that’s a little long!

            And when do the dress rehearsals end?  We’ve been at this for years now, and I’ve never once heard of a performance date.

            And of course, they haven’t been paying me on time, nor nearly enough to compensate for the emotional and physical pain I’ve had.  What are you guys gettin’ paid?  I bet you’re doin’ better than I my friend!  You’re not?  What do you make?  Oh, hey, maybe I was wrong.

            You ain’t gettin’ paid either?  Man, you got scripts yet?  No? Heard of performance dates? No?  What’s up with that?

            Maybe we should go and talk to the guys in charge.  I gotta question or two for them!

           Where’s their office?  You guys know where its at?  I’m beginning to wonder about this whole thing!  This is a play, right?  They called it Life when they brought you into it, didn’t they?  Well if this is a play, the where’s the script?!?

 

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